![]() ![]() May the TV show you are downloading do so quickly. Or at least remember it before you give up and go back downstairs. May you always remember what you went upstairs to get. (Hey, a girl can dream.)Īnd may you be in the fast lane when you get to the cashier.Īnd may the cashier say to you, "Would you like some help with the bagging?" May you always get a cart at the supermarket with wheels that work. May your children always forget to log out of their facebook pages so you can see what's going on in their lives.Īnd may you find no surprises there when you do. You know they deserve it, even when they order you around. (For the men out there): May you always shower your women with compliments and love. On that note, may you be able to use the bathroom by yourselves, with the door closed. (For you younger moms-this is an equal opportunity blog)-May your kids get into and out of their carseats by themselves (including the 'click'), shower by themselves and yes, wipe themselves. ![]() May your dog always greet you at the door (because L-rd knows your teenagers won't). May your boss not tell you, when you ask for a raise, "Excellent timing, Bibi is making us give you a cost-of-living raise of. May your car stop making that funny noise that sounds like this: KA-CHING. And if it wasn't may the swear words that pour forth from your mouth go unheard by your teenagers. ![]() May all your cabinet doors be closed, especially if you're standing up after bending over to get something. May they still have their phones for you to call them. May your teenagers answer their phones whenever you call them. Unless of course you want your home to look different from what you left in the morning. May there be no cups on the table, crumbs on the floor or food in the TV room. May your home look the same way when you walk in the door after a long day as you did when you left it. In this tradition, I bestow my blessings upon you. I happen to be celebrating a special birthday (no not an even number, I just think all my birthdays are very special). In Israel, there is a very nice custom in which the birthday person gives special blessings to those around her. ![]()
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